Household maintenance chez Household Opera

I’m back in Charlottesville, and I’ve just moved into my new apartment, the one I’ll be staying in for the rest of the year. The trip homeward from Pennsylvania was instructive, in that I made two major discoveries: that unless you lift weights regularly, it’s a bad idea to test your strength by trying to haul your own weight in luggage up and down the coast, but if you must, taxicabs are your friends; and also, those irritatingly named "Smarte Cartes" don’t steer worth a damn. Oh, and if you must haul your own weight in luggage, give yourself a couple of days to recuperate afterwards. Ow.

I’m sitting on the floor typing this, because the movers won’t arrive for another couple of days. So the new abode is currently furnished solely with the aforementioned luggage, an air mattress, my laptop, a pile of books, and a phone that won’t work. Must call the company tomorrow. (But not from here. Blast.) One of my first actions was to hit the grocery store for supplies; I brought back a curious blend of practical necessities and luxury items. Plastic forks and paper plates, but also tomato pesto, rosemary bread, and bath salts. Planning for three days without cookware or a shower curtain is like planning for a camping trip but without the bug repellant or the rain ponchos.

Unfortunately, the previous tenant of this apartment was a smoker who liked to smoke indoors, and the between-tenant cleaning has not completely eradicated the smell of smoke. It’s not strong, but it’s definitely there. A little googling located a home remedy: bowls of white vinegar distributed throughout the house. One liter of vinegar later, I’m not sure there’s been much of an effect. I give it until tomorrow afternoon and another application of (perhaps stronger?) vinegar, plus some baking soda sprinkled on the carpets, before I go to the landlords and demand a re-cleaning. In a way, I’m glad that my furniture isn’t here yet, because it would be obnoxious to have to deal with all this with the place full of boxes.

That’s all for the evening. I’m off to take a fancy mineral bath to recover my aching back.

Things I learned over the past two weeks: a list

So, this seminar that my fellow postdocs and I have been attending has been just swell in all kinds of ways. Here are a few of the things I’ve learned:

1. Librarians are the salt of the earth. (I knew this already, but it’s always helpful to have existing knowledge illustrated with splendid particular examples.)

2. The Library of Congress is magnificent. (See above re: knew already but examples at hand, etc.)

3. There are a surprising number of librarians-in-training who play in rock bands. I’m not sure whether this is a phenomenon limited to my own circle, or whether it’s part of a larger trend.

4. The chemicals used to de-acidify brittle books are basically the same as Tums.

5. Thomas Jefferson had the endearing habit of not signing his name in his books, but altering the page signature lettered "T" to read "TJ" in all of them. When my seminar-mates and I were shown an example of this, we all went "That’s so…sweet!" It really was.

6. I’ve been feeling a strong pull toward techno-geekery. But I’m also feeling a pull toward special collections. As you may have gathered from #2 above, we went to the Library of Congress on a field trip, and were taken to the Rare Books Reading Room to look at copies of Vesalius’s De Humani Corporis Fabrica, the Hypnerotomachia Poliphili, Blake’s Book of Urizen, the Kelmscott Chaucer, and quite a few others, and my God, the aura!

7. It’s very likely that I’m also interested in information architecture. In a broad, all-encompassing, not-yet-specialized kind of way.

8. I think that at heart I’m more of a generalist than a specialist after all.

9. It’s all right if I don’t know everything about everything.

10. I very much want to travel at some point in the near-ish future. And settle in an interesting city. And learn to play the theorbo. And go to the opera as often as I can. And keep writing in any genre that appeals. (Not new knowledge either, but recently reinforced.)

11. Many of the assumptions about myself that I had as a graduate student — e.g. that I was hopelessly impractical and could never manage people and/or money, that I’d never get a job, that I lacked social skills, that I would never have much control over my career, that I had to trudge pessimistically through life — may not in fact be true. They may have been functions of my being in graduate school. Of all the realizations that have been clobbering me over the head lately, this one has been the most startling.

More wardrobe ideas (a short silly post)

There’s going to be a big happy post — about my new career path, the CLIR seminar, life, the universe, and everything — coming down the pike before too long. But first, I would like to note that I now have a new plan for this Halloween: instead of dressing as Jack Sparrow, I’m seriously thinking of going as Spike instead, because James Marsters’ costume is now for sale on eBay. I wonder how expensive it would be to get my hair cut and bleached platinum blond? (Via Whedonesque.)

You mean this doesn’t count as reading? Why?

The drawback to the quasi-blogging-break I’ve been on this past month (which is almost over — for real this time!) is that I’m still thinking about things to post about, even when I’m not actually posting about them. So some of the topics I’ve been mulling are probably going to sound a tad stale when I finally do get around to sitting down and writing about them. But I figure that people don’t come here for up-to-the-moment news and commentary so much as for postacademic angst, occasional music commentary, random poems, and pirate costume ideas. So, onward to the by now slightly old topic I’ve been thinking about for the past few weeks. Or backward. Or something like that.

I’d heard about the NEA’s much-commented-on "Reading at Risk" study, which claims that "literary reading" is on the decline in America — "literary" referring to fiction, poetry, and plays but not nonfiction. Bibliophile though I am, this news didn’t exactly make me race out of the house shouting "Get ready! Get rrready! The end of the world is coming!" like James Thurber’s Get-Ready Man. For one thing, part of me wonders when there hasn’t been a strong anti-reading undercurrent in American culture. When I was growing up, well-meaning adults would tell me that it was a terrible shame I wanted to sit inside reading books when I could be outside playing in the sun. (Fortunately my very bookish family backed me up.) So the news of a sudden decline in serious reading seems, to my eyes, a little bit overhyped.

But what got my attention was when Michael Dirda of the Washington Post wrote a rather handwringing editorial, placing the blame for the perceived decline in literary reading partly on publishers and partly on electronic media (here portrayed as a big monolithic entity, in which the internet is no different from your TV):

Why persist with Plutarch or George Eliot or Beckett or William Gaddis when you can drop into a chat room or gaze at digitized lovelies or go to still another movie? Instead of reading Toqueville or Henry Adams, we just check out the latest blogs. We turn toward the bright and shiny, the meretricious tinsel, the strings of eye-catching beads for which we exchange our intellectual birthright as for a mess of pottage.

Well, that’s a depressing indictment of our national lack of literacy. Or at least it would be if Dirda weren’t operating under the assumption that "the Web [is] largely an invention of the devil."

I love print media as much as anyone. But who says that reading on the web is incompatible with print-media reading? Why posit blogs as antithetical to reading? What about blogs like Bookslut? What about the formidably literate people at Crooked Timber, where Henry Farrell posted a reply to Dirda’s editorial, making a lot of the same points I would make — particularly the point that "thanks to the Internet, there has never been a better time to find good conversation about books." Some of the most technologically-savvy people I know read tons of stuff online and, at the same time, devour hefty eighteenth-century novels, classical Roman poetry, and serious nonfiction (a category that the NEA’s report doesn’t deem "literary" — which, as some have pointed out, is kind of odd when you think about it).

Moreover (and this is really my point, I think), who says that what we do when we look at what’s on the web isn’t reading? Why do people assume that "digital media" cancels out "reading"? While I was thinking about all this, I started reading an article by Peter Stallybrass of the University of Pennsylvania on early book navigation and the differences between reading a scroll and reading a codex. This is how it begins:

Contemporary pronouncements about the death of the book are puzzling, for in many ways, it is the book form — the combination of the ability to scroll with the capacity for random access, enabling you to leap from place to place — that has provided the model which these other cultural technologies now seek to emulate. … If cultural pessimists claim that no one reads anymore, perhaps they mean that it’s becoming rarer for people to submit themselves to the scroll function of books. Surfing on TV works against the unwinding of a film scroll and hypertext works against a continuous reading of the Canterbury Tales. But that has nothing to do with the death of the book. (Peter Stallybrass, "Books and Scrolls: Navigating the Bible," in Books and Readers in Early Modern England: Material Studies, ed. Jennifer Andersen and Elizabeth Sauer [Philadelphia: University of Pennsylvania Press, 2002], 42.)

Exactly. I don’t really agree with the part about computers emulating books, but I still want to flourish that paragraph in the face of anyone who thinks that the web is antithetical to the act of reading. And now I have to close this post and go pack; I’m off to Bryn Mawr, PA, this weekend for the beginning of a two-week long seminar for all the CLIR postdoctoral fellows. If I have any spare time, I’m going to do two things: catch up on blogging and finally read Moby-Dick.* Make of that what you will, prophets of doom.

* Which I’m reading (speaking of sources of good conversation about books) at the recommendation of a fellow blogger months and months ago — thanks, Mike!

Summer movies: the not-yet-seen and spoiler-heavy edition

I want to see Spiderman 2. Everyone keeps saying it’s great. It sounds like prime summer movie fare. It has Tobey Maguire, whom I liked a lot in Wonder Boys. It’s also not playing anywhere I can get to without a long bus ride. Harrumph.

Ditto for The Village, which I want to see even though the critics are giving it some very mixed reviews and I’m sometimes a wimp about scary movies. (I avoided seeing The Ring because even the trailers disturbed me. I kept looking nervously over my shoulder at the TV to make sure that nothing was crawling out of it.) If any of you, dear readers, have seen The Village, can you tell me in an unspoilerish way how scary it is? If it’s at approximately the same level of scariness as The Sixth Sense, which didn’t scare me too much,* then I can deal. Mixed reviews or no, I want to see if I can guess The Village‘s Big Plot Twist before it happens.

Speaking of movie endings that are supposed to be a big secret: if you haven’t read this compendium of movie endings revealed, you really should. Here’s a sample:

He discovers he’s a ghost.
He discovers she’s a guy.
His dad is Darth Vader.
She’s her sister and her mother.
He is Mother.
The baby’s father is Satan.
Al Pacino is Satan.

Kevin Spacey did it.
Kevin Spacey did it.
The blonde did it.
The person you think did it, did it.
All the passengers did it.

And the last one is an absolute classic.

* Except for that scene where the ghost girl’s arm shoots out from under the bed and grabs poor Haley Joel Osment’s ankle. Way to revive one of my worst childhood fears there, Mr. Shyamalan!

In which John Kerry reads my mind, sort of

I leave the detailed analysis of the Democratic National Convention to others who are more into politics-blogging. I will say one thing, though. Last week I was fantasizing about pursuing a political career just so I could introduce a piece of legislation called the Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Act. The YMWYMIA would stipulate that any member of Congress who pontificates about "the sanctity of marriage" or "family values" would be required to sit down and shut the hell up until he or she had actually done something concrete about, say, affordable child care. Or affordable health care. Or better public schools. Or any of the other myriad things that might materially improve the lives of families that don’t fall into the very highest tax bracket — as opposed to using the phrase as shorthand for "We’re mean-spirited homophobes, but we don’t like to say so in as many words." I knew the YMWYMIA was a pipe dream, but it gave me a great deal of satisfaction to imagine Rick Santorum’s fellow senators telling him to sit down and shut the hell up.

And then Kerry took the words right out of my mouth, practically:

For four years, we’ve heard a lot of talk about values. But values spoken without actions taken are just slogans. Values are not just words. They’re what we live by. They’re about the causes we champion and the people we fight for. And it is time for those who talk about family values to start valuing families.

You don’t value families by kicking kids out of after school programs and taking cops off our streets, so that Enron can get another tax break. …

You don’t value families by denying real prescription drug coverage to seniors, so big drug companies can get another windfall. …

You don’t value families if you force them to take up a collection to buy body armor for a son or daughter in the service, if you deny veterans health care, or if you tell middle class families to wait for a tax cut, so that the wealthiest among us can get even more.

We believe in the value of doing what’s right for everyone in the American family.

I’d vote for him anyway, but it was good to hear him say that. Though Al Sharpton said what I was thinking even more punchily: "The issue of government is not to determine who may sleep together in the bedroom, it’s to help those that might not be eating in the kitchen." Amen.

Hey, I want a Jack Sparrow costume too!

Far and away the best Google-search referral yet: "Jack Sparrow costume study." I think what they were looking for was more like this, but I’m glad they came here as well.

This is giving me an idea for what to wear for Halloween this year. I just want an excuse to find myself a battered tricorn hat. Arrrrrr!

Hello world!

Earlier I mentioned the week-long class on XML I’ve been taking. Today, after a couple of days’ worth of markup-language history, practice DTD-deciphering, parsing, validating, XML file-building, and the like, we moved into XSLT. The first thing we all did was to make a stylesheet that turned an XML document into a bare-bones HTML page with the classic newbie-programmer declaration "Hello world!" This made me happy, but not as happy as I was later on when I got the xsl:sort element to work. Tomorrow we may well be writing a "Hello world!" script in Perl. Fabulosity.

Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to Amanda’s Inner Markup Geek. Humanities geekdom just wasn’t enough, it turns out.

Borgesian

This week I went to an open house at the Ivy Stacks. The Ivy Stacks are the University of Virginia library system’s remote storage facility, where tons and tons of books are housed in boxes on high-rise shelves, which the staff traverse on machines that look like a cross between a forklift and a cherry-picker. I immediately wished I had a camera, because this picture, while it gives some idea of what the stacks look like, doesn’t quite convey the sheer scale (think several stories of very long shelves filled with book-boxes) or the slightly eerie yellow lighting, which is designed to keep the books from excessive light exposure but which reminded me oddly of my elementary school gym. It was like Borges’ Library of Babel, only without the hexagonal layout.

And one more thing…

…before they kick me out of this nice computer lab that’s closing in 30 minutes. In all the excitement of moving to Charlottesville, I missed the ritual anniversary post. But it’s already been just over a year since I started the old version of this blog. Who’d’ve thought it?

Everything has been happening a lot faster than I thought it would, and turning out better than I expected. Fate is a strange and wonderful thing.