No Wagner for you!
On a handmade sign taped to a washing machine at my laundromat yesterday:
OUT OF ORDER
(NO RING CYCLE)
I think whoever it was meant "rinse cycle," but it made me giggle nonetheless. "No Ring des Nibelungen today, the washer’s broken…"
[Update: Someone just surfed over here while Googling for "Wagner’s Rinse Cycle." I might’ve known P. D. Q. Bach would come up with something like that.]
Oh, man, I would have added (“No Wagner for You”) at the bottom of the sign…hilarious.